Chewing the Fat

In his final column, Rusty Draper recalls the ghost of a Christmas past ... that cost him quite a few bucks

It's amazing what you can get away with in your old age, says columnist who recently asked a waiter for a 'fly swatter a la carte'

Columnist says he and the loveable TV detective share a lot in common and notes these quirks are nothing to be ashamed of

Young men are missing out today on the joys of Brylcreem, a ducktail at the back and a cowlick at the front, quips columnist

Despite a lot of time spent on the water and ice with his dad chasing the 'big one,' fishing never made a 'lick of sense' to our columnist

Columnist concedes he relies on his wife to fix things around the house ... and to fill up with the windshield washer fluid when it's getting low

September is 'loaded with numerous gems' and fun facts that columnist Rusty Draper says will be sure to dazzle your family and friends

It might just be his imagination, but Rusty Draper says his wife's imagination seems to be winning over the grandkids - despite his best intentions

After drinking coffee for years, Rusty Draper says green tea tasted like swamp water ... until his discerning palate adjusted to new brew

Rusty Draper says being old is a state of mind and he has embraced the concept - and milked it - for many years